$HOOD — hoodligans cult

polaroids from the last hoodligans meeting.

the others

attendance was mandatory. nobody came as themselves. every one of these came out of the machine downstairs — yours will too.

someone in ohio just got hooded

doge in a dark hoodie, judging you sideways

doge. day one. literally.still won't look at the camera

pepe showed up pre-hoodedof course he did

wojakwe don't ask how he's doing

gigachad in a dark hoodie, jaw barely contained

securityhe doesn't talk. it's fine.

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you (pending)machine's downstairs ↓

the machine

get hooded

put your pfp in. the machine does the rest. takes about a minute — it likes to think about it first.

took 11 tries to build this thing. works now. mostly.

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drop ur pfp here
or tap to pick one

png / jpg / webp — we don't store it. we don't even want it.

you're a hoodligan now.

welcome in.

post it

pfps hooded on this device so far: 0 (yes we counted)

somebody wrote these on the wall. they stayed.

house rules

hood stays up. always. yes, even at weddings. especially at weddings.

no faces. if you figure out who somebody is, that's yours to carry. keep it to yourself.

the hood provides. what it provides and when — not your business. it knows what it's doing. probably.

there is no rule four. stop asking about rule four.

a guy in a hoodie looked at these numbers and nodded.

the numbers

counted in the dark. twice. different result both times, so we went with the rounder one.

supply

nice round number. no other reason.

tax

we're not the irs

hood

that's the whole allocation

team wallet: there isn't one, because there isn't a team. legally speaking.
the LP: burned. we stood around the trash can and watched. it got emotional for one guy.
utility: the hoodie machine upstairs. that's it. that's already more than most.

found taped to the door of a closed gamestop, january 2021:

they froze the buy button.

so we became the thing they can't freeze.

we lost everything we lost a lot. whatever.

hoods up. we go again.

— (unsigned, obviously)

the whole ceremony, start to finish:

how to get in

get phantom

it's a wallet. the ghost one. two minutes, tops.

put sol in it

however you normally get sol. we're not going to walk you through a CEX. you know a guy.

paste the CA, buy

on pump.fun. don't overthink the slippage. the hood didn't.

hood your pfp

machine's upstairs. that's the whole ceremony. no candles required (we have candles anyway).